After enjoying a couple of glasses of wine, two elderly women decided it was time to head home.
Mildred was behind the wheel, and her friend sat nervously in the passenger seat.
They approached a red light.
Mildred drove straight through it.
Her friend gasped but said nothing.
A minute later, they reached another red light.
Straight through again!
Then came a THIRD red light.
The passenger finally shouted,
“Mildred! We just ran THREE red lights! You could’ve gotten us killed!”
Mildred suddenly looked confused.
“Wait a minute…”
She stared at her friend and gasped,
“OH MY GOD!”
Her friend panicked.
“What?!”
Mildred replied,
“AM I DRIVING?!”
The passenger stared at her in horror.
“Then who have I been yelling at this whole time?!”
