A salesman rang the doorbell, and Little Johnny answered with a huge grin.
“Hey there, buddy. Is your dad home?” the salesman asked.
“Nope,” Johnny replied. “He’s in the shower.”
“Okay… Is your mom home?”
“Yep. She’s in the shower too.”
The salesman glanced at his watch. “Do you think they’ll be out anytime soon?”
Johnny shrugged. “Probably not.”
The salesman laughed. “Why not?”
Johnny smiled innocently and said, “Because Dad yelled, ‘Johnny, hurry and bring me the Vaseline!’… and I accidentally handed him the super glue instead.”
