Little Johnny asked his dad for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
His father sighed.
“Son, we still owe $80,000 on the house, and I just lost my job. A new bike isn’t happening this year.”
Two days later, Johnny walked out of the house carrying a suitcase.
His father asked, “Where do you think you’re going?”
Johnny replied,
“This morning I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out, and she said to wait because she was coming too…”
“And there’s no way I’m getting stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!”
