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The Dark Secret Behind His Sudden Silence

Wife’s Diary:

Tonight, my husband acted incredibly strange. We met for dinner, but he was completely distant and the conversation was totally dead. I asked if he was upset with me, but he just mumbled, “It’s nothing, don’t worry about it.”

On the drive home, I told him I loved him. He just smiled slightly and kept staring at the road. When we got home, he sat in absolute silence, staring blankly at the TV. When he finally came to bed, he turned away and immediately fell asleep. I cried myself to sleep, absolutely convinced he’s thinking of another woman. My life is a complete disaster.

Husband’s Diary:

Lawnmower won’t start. Can’t figure out why.