It was a quiet evening in the neighborhood when a textbook purse-snatching turned into an absolute biological hazard.
An elderly woman was slowly walking her dog when a young man sprinted out of the shadows, brutally ripped the handbag from her shoulder, and bolted down the street. A shocked couple across the road witnessed the entire crime and rushed over to help her.
“Are you okay?!” the husband gasped, pulling out his phone. “We’re calling the police right now! They’ll be here in minutes!”
To their absolute bewilderment, the old woman just smiled, completely unbothered.
“Oh, don’t worry about it, sweetie,” she chuckled, waving her hand. “It’s really no big deal. I only carry that old purse around to hold my dog’s poop until I can get home to flush it. I just can’t wait to see his face when he opens his prize!”
