A rich man is complaining in a luxury office.
Rich Man: “Having too much money is honestly a burden…”
His friend looks at him.
Friend: “A burden? Most people can’t even get any.”
The rich man nods seriously.
Rich Man: “Exactly. It’s stressful. So much to manage…”
The friend smirks.
Friend: “Then give me some. I’ll help you carry the burden.”
A beat.
The rich man instantly leans back.
Rich Man: “Oh no. That would be irresponsible.”
The friend pauses.
Friend: “Wait… I thought it was a burden?”
The rich man calmly replies:
Rich Man:
“It is. That’s why I have to keep all of it… so it doesn’t burden you.”
💀 FINAL PUNCHLINE
“Bro doesn’t hate money… he just hates losing arguments about it.”
