A 12 year old boy comes home early from the playground
and to his surprise when he enters his house, he hears loud moaning voices coming from his parent’s room, in a confused state he quickly hides in his room. His father also comes home early, and the boyfriend of his mother comes running down and hides in the kids room as well.
Kid: It’s really dark in here.
Boyfriend: Yes it is.
Kid: You know, I never liked baseball much, I would love to sell off my stuff and make some good money out of it.
Boyfriend: what has that got to do with me?
Kid: Okay, then I think I gotta go talk to my dad about some serious stuff.
Boyfriend: Wait! Okay tell me how much do you want for your stuff.
Kid: Just take my bat for 200$ and I will keep my mouth shut.
Boyfriend hands over the money to the kid and leaves safely after the husband goes out for grocery shopping.
3 days after the incident, the kid decides to high in the wardrobe of his parent’s room only to confirm whether this was a one time thing or not.
He hears the boyfriend coming up with his mother again and right in front of him they start going at it. Bad luck strikes again as the husband arrives home early, the boyfriend goes and hides in the wardrobe.
Kid: It’s really dark in here.
Boyfriend: Yes it is.
Kid: You know, I never liked baseball much, I would love to sell off my stuff and make some good money out of it.
Boyfriend: Alright what will I have to buy this time?
Kid: The remaining equipment for just a 1000 bucks, and I swear I have nothing to sell anymore.
Boyfriend flips out and speaks lightly: you crazy that’s too much money for a kid and blackmailing is a really bad thing to do.
Kid: So is sleeping with a married woman. well, if you don’t want to go ahead me and my father got some talking to do, so excuse me.
Boyfriend agrees again, pays the money and leaves safely after the husband goes to the washroom.
next Sunday, the father calls his son and asks to play some ball with him, caught in a predicament the kid confesses to selling of his equipment for massive amount of money. His father says to him that he has to seek forgiveness and learn to be a disciplined and better person, so he shall take him to Church to mend his ways.
The next day around 4:30 in the morning, his father takes him to the dimly lit Church and as they go near the first row of seats,
Kid say: It’s really dark in here.
Priest : Okay, wtf you promised you had nothing to sell anymore.
