A man is walking down a beach when he sees a lamp. He picks it up, rubs it, and a genie comes out.
Genie: “I will grant you one wish.”
Man: “I wish for a highway to be built between California and Hawaii so I can ride my motorcycle on it.”
Genie: “That would cause a lot of harm to the environment. Is there anything else I can do?”
Man: “Okay, teach me how women think.”
Genie: “So, do you want this highway to be 2 lanes or 4?”
