Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He says to himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a Speeder!”
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he realizes that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” She asked. No sir, I just kept the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour! the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok?
These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”
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Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Johnny walks into a general store, goes to the owner, and asks for a new job.
The owner says, “Do you think you are a good salesman?”
Johnny says, “I don’t know. I think so.”
The owner says, “I’ll tell you what. The next customer comes in, you watch me. If you think you can do what I’m doing, you’ve got a new job!”
A customer comes in a few minutes later.
The owner says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a bag of grass seed.”
“No problem,” Says the owner looking for a bag of grass seed. “Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer
“Yes,” Says the owner. “If you plant that grass seed, you’re gonna have a lot of grass to cut. You may also want to buy a lawnmower too.”
The customer thinks it’s a great idea and accepts.
The owner sells him the grass seeds and the lawnmower, and the customer leaves.
The owner turns to Johnny and says, “See that? That’s selling! The guy wanted some grass seeds and I sold him a lawnmower too! Do you think you can do that?”
Johnny says, “Yeah, he can do that.”
So the owner says, “Great. The next customer who comes in is yours. I will just stand here quietly and watch. We will see how you do. ”
A few minutes pass by and another customer enters.
Johnny says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a box of Tampax for my wife.”
“No problem,” says Johnny as he reaches for the box of Tampax.
“Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer.
“Yeah,” says Johnny.
“You’re not going to be doing anything else for the next 7 days, you might as well cut the grass!”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
