O? their weddi?g ?ight, the you?g bride approached her ?ew husba?d a?d asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaki?g e?cou?ter. I? his highly aroused state, her husba?d readily agreed. This sce?ario was repeated each time they made love for more tha? 30 years. With him thi?ki?g that it was a cute way for her to afford ?ew clothes a?d other i?cide?tals that she ?eeded.
Arrivi?g home arou?d ?oo? o?e day, she was surprised to fi?d her husba?d i? a very dru?ke? state. Duri?g the ?ext few mi?utes, he explai?ed that his employer was goi?g through a process of corporate dow?sizi?g, a?d he had bee? let go. It was u?likely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to fi?d a?other positio? that paid a?ywhere ?ear what he’d bee? ear?i?g, a?d therefore, they were fi?a?cially rui?ed.
Calmly, his wife ha?ded him a ba?k book which showed more tha? thirty years.
Of steady deposits a?d i?terest totalli?g ?early $1 millio?. The? she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the ba?k. Which were worth over $2 millio?, a?d i?formed him that they were o?e of the largest depositors i? the ba?k.
She explai?ed that for the more tha? three decades she had ‘charged’ him for sex, these holdi?gs had multiplied a?d these were the results of her savi?gs a?d i?vestme?ts.
Faced with evide?ce of cash a?d i?vestme?ts worth over $3 millio?, her husba?d was so astou?ded he could barely speak. But fi?ally he fou?d his voice a?d blurted out. ‘If I’d had a?y idea what you were doi?g, I would have give? you all my busi?ess!’
You k?ow, sometimes, me? just do?’t k?ow whe? to keep their mouths shut.
